31‏/08‏/2009

.'Videogames, Ventriloquism, and 'Vintage

Its been some time.

Okay. I overshot last week. But it wasn't my fault! Invisible Children made me fall asleep on the sofa downstairs with the TV on. It wasn't a bad show, just too draggy for me to tahan on Sunday. Wonder why I was so tired on Sunday.

But anyways, not the point. Yet. Time to recap yet again. Starting from last Monday, more than a week ago. Damn.

Amaths and ELit. Was okay for both I guess. Oh but unfortunately, I wasn't able to focus for ELit. So my ELit A2 may not happen. Darnded. The next day would be a Tuesday and Physics Paper 2. Can't really remember much about it now. Think I'll be getting a B for it. Wednesday had Emaths2 and Chem2. Im sure to get A1 for both! Like totally man! Oh Thursday's English Paper was homage to all the geeks in AHS. The teachers sure chose an appealing topic. Geog2 was kinda blooped. Friday's Amaths1 may give me a B3. Yep. As you can see, I can wave BYEBYE to my 15 l1r5. RumblyRoo!

But anyways, Friday was a good day, compared to the others. Played bball after the paper. Feel the freedom! "DANCER!" Gayed off with Joel to EHub to watch 'Bandslam'. What a gay time. But the movie was not bad actually. Would give it 3.5 stars out of 5. The storyline was okay. The actors and actresses were not bad. (2 Disney girls. Woohoo to da max!) The videography was good. But most of all, the music was great. Finally a movie heavy on Indie. The Haze really was better. But anyways, the name 'I can't go on, I'll go on' isn't such a good band name. No wonder they lost. Oops. Spoilers.

Saturday was in 2 places only. Home and church. Nothing much. The usual play for YPM day. Other than the fact that its the first time for 1 and a half months that I've played for YPM. Woah that! Oh wells, unfortunately, the amp cracked up during the service. An unfortunate incident. Cell was not bad.

Sunday. CM's official Teachers' Day Celebrations. 1st service one wasn't that good, no offence. 2nd service ushering. Had no space to sit but the cramped floor. An unfortunate incident. Got to sit on the chair later though, for 2 minutes. Oh, I actually got Angel to pray for Aaron Tze. Woah. She is one quiet kid. More quiet than how I used to be. That is a Woah-able factor. She looks so ang moh, but I've never heard her speak. Never.

Devon (aka Russell) has a cute round face and a dangerous yoyo. Seriously, why was Super Yo-yo brought back? It was great back in p5. But now, its okay, but ripping off the new generation. I think I got my Super Yo-yo for less than $10, and it wasn't a fake. Now, its going at $20. Its not that big a deal anyways. ZhuHouRen boy got a fake one for $1. Thats how much its worth. 2 Angkukuehs. Ripoff call.

Anyways, Teachers' Day lunch was really good. For real. No wonder there was no present this year. Oh wells. The food really was great. The green curry, chicken-in-otah-wrapping-thingy, prawns and the suckable kueh tasting dessert. Good stuff at Tut-tut. The juice was funny though. But, no doubt, it beats Roxy hands down.

Oh, one thing. Feel a bit bad, like kinda sorta 'pang-seh-ing' Juen. Not really pang seh la. But, like, just never really talk to her and stuff. Oh! I got it. Left out. Yep. Sorry to her if she ever comes here. Im so wondering who actually comes here. Dang y'all. Can at least just tag your name? Don't have to say anything. I just want to know the average attendance, since I've quit using the counter.

Monday had the school Teachers' Day Celebrations. Damn! ChunKit can dance. He got flava! Serious load of style and flava. No kidding. He's good man. Passionate sissy boy. Haha. Kidding. Sexaye aquaman. Fo real. Anyways, Vin came house for nothing. Caught FinalDestination4! Sui~! Damn nice. Watch for any signs dudes. You never know when you'll get a serious case of future-seeing deja vu. And, yep, sneaked a M18 show. But I think I've done it before already. Beowulf, I think.

Bowling was a waste of time and money. Mall Catching could have been better. EHub actually sucks as a place for mall catching cuz of the complexity. Catching is all about the simplicity of itself. Mall Catching should just be a tiny notch up the difficulty ladder. Parkway is in fact better. Serious man. Team Ice and Water really wasn't such a great idea. My opinion. Haunted staircase was cool while it lasted. Dimension stairs. Exit into the future. Find your adolescent friends' children. Discover time.

Went late to Mrs Yah's house. Attendance: 16. Much more than I'd expected. Nobody changed! Well, except AnnGie. But, why? Only me. And I changed a hell lot. Haah! Its funny thinking how nerd I was. Its cool seeing my past good friends not moving at the same pace as me with time. Its great knowing most people don't understand the earlier sentence. Anyways, it was an okay time I guess. Other than the fact that everything was in chinese. And my absolutely wonderful grasp of the chinese language gave me an exceeding edge over others. Just like how that sentence made sense. An unfortunate incident. But anyways, its weird discovering the irony of the Primary-Secondary transition warp. The irony. OhEmGee. Oh, theres pictures from that day. But I don't think I want to post em. They're not really nice.

That was a long paragraph. So, this shall be a short one.

Reached Jabez's house at about 6.45pm. KFC was good. Table Tennis with a chinaman was good. Getting the Thanksgiving rehearsal pictures was good. Fo real, the pics are really nice other than the clarity. And thats why theres a sexaye picture on top. NO, not the spiderman one. The one where Im tying my shoelace in mid-air. Okay. That was bitten. Oh wells. Theres more where that came from. May post up if Im in that kind of mood.

Anyways, sent Shawn off to Canada. Superstar exit yo! Oh, and Popeye's has real good fries. Damn. So, as you can see, I was real tired last night. As I am now. The night of 1st September 2009, Teachers' Day. So, heres an overdue thanks: Thank you teachers who have made me into who I am now, even though it wasn't really the teachers but more of the friends, but that dosen't matter, since its Teachers' Day, not Friendship Week. Lazy day.

Okay. That was just the intro. Now for the real stuff I want to post. Well, last week, through the exams and et cetra, I've been reliving my little boy days. With the downloading of the 5CD Half-Life pack. Unfortuantely, the pixels for the game are so damn small, they only fit 1/4 of the screen. Shooted. Tried downloading free demo/trial/fake games from the Internet like how I used to do in p6. But every single game failed. Oh wells. Guess it wasn't meant to be.

On the topic of games, Family Guy: Uncensored. Its a game for the handphone, and boy is it way fun. 5 really challenging levels that bring the player into fustration but yet again with the need to complete the cootieed game. The complicated controls plus the insane off the hook graphics all add up to a top class dopeass game. And I strongly recommend all to play it once. No, wait. At least 5 times. I've already completed mine 7 times. And I still want more of it. You see, this is a great game worth playing over and over. Its so fun it lasted me a braincruching mindsmashing thoughtripping 7 minutes and 23 seconds to complete. So, GO! And get yourself this game.

Now, back to business. 'Vintage'. That word keeps popping up. Whether its on a book or a paper or on the computer or wherever, I have seriouslt seen it more than 5 times over the last week. This must be a sign. But what does it mean? What is it trying to tell me? What is its message? Go figure.

Well, Im really tired now. Its 1.13am and I've finished an Emaths1 practice paper. And that has exhausted me out. So its time to hit the hay. Damn. Im really biting people off in this post. Blahristo! Oh, I've decided to post the photo just for old times sake. Here it is.

Zeppelins are the way of the future

23‏/08‏/2009

.Songs I can't sing


From Jasmine's bday chalet.
It was meant to be a formal photo, but everyone pang seh me.

Okay. This is a short post. Just shout out: somebody sing for me! *Hint Hint* I've got 2 songs which I don't have the stamina for. I die out at the 1st chorus. WTH! But yea. Someone don't have Prelims like me and think you can sing better than this guy, tell me yea? It'll work. I just know it.

Oh another thing. Gwendolyn and Selena came again. Finally! Ah, but I had to play for bilingual, plus my class only had 2 teachers so, no time for them. Haha. Am I a pedo? They're damn nua! Not my fault!

Alas, this feels weird. Posting this stuff, while I have no idea whether anybody actually comes here. Damn. TAG dammit! I've posted 3 posts without getting a single tag. C'mon! Arrsshh laa! Oh wells, one thing, to all Sec4s who are having/had/going to have their Prelims: 'JUST GIVE UP LA, you know you're gonna fail even if you study. You're hopeless.'

Sunday afternoon.
Great fun, Great games.

22‏/08‏/2009

.Friday Night

The Sound Machine (2008)

Based on Roald Dahl book.


Well, Prelims have started. Unfortunately, I haven't turned into a toad. A muggertoad. But oh wells. Thank God its not the Os yet. Anyways, theres something which I realised after I posted my last post. You know the 123rd school day coincidence thing? Turns out I was wrong. We had our HCL Oral on the 100th school day not 123rd school day. My bad.


So, stuff I did in the last 5 days. There was the Prom Kings and Queens. Donovan, WeiLiang, Anna, Jerlyn. Yay. They're so not gonna make the Top12. But it won't matter if Prom's in school. No one would go. At least the PSG arn't being shitasses anymore.


English OLevel Oral. Check. Was okay. Conversation was kinda boohoo. I think my reading was dope. I think. But was freaking pekcek. Freaking frigging pekcek. Arrsshhh~! Its times like this when I just want to dig a hole and fill it up with empty soda cans. Oh wells. Its over. Hopefully, some miracle could happen.


Oh, another OLevel thing. Os Chinese results came back. You know what, my A2 in January really wasn't that bad. Poor peeps got B3. Feel bad for them you know. Especially Kelyn. Really sucks. I was sad for them okay. No sacarsm. For real. Sam too. Damn man. Getting back results suck. But, well, Leslie became a man.


So, Prelims are so far okay, I guess. One funny little thing, though, was SocialStudies. You know how we spot the chapters for the SEQ? Well, Yours Sincerely here studied 6 out of the 9 chapters. Happily, he strode into the examination hall, confident that at least one of the 3 questions would be one of the 6 chapters he'd studied. To his delight, as he turned to the back of the examination script, he discovered that all 3 questions were exactly all 3 that he hadn't study. So with a smile on his face, he realised theres no way he could pass. Hurray!


So yea, thats my SSS - Social Studies Story. Anyways, Geog1 was okay. Phew. I really did study for it okay.


That was yesterday by the way. Yesterday also had something else. Jasmine's birthday chalet. It was good I guess. Had fun. Recorded an impromptu song with Joel. Its wicked yo. Seriously. Too bad Abby didn't know the lyrics to Remembering Sunday or Three Cheers for Five Years. Oh and unfortunately, couldn't stay over. It would have been great, but alas, I am having my Prelims now ain't I? So Dexter and Jabez with 8 girls. Damn. Imagine...


Okay. There really isn't much left anymore. Oh, finally can continue watching MonsterRancher. Found a dude who uploads the videos. Yay Hurray! Stupid MegaVideo sucks. No wonder Youtube is owning its ass. All the other video places suckshit. Oh wells. Woohoo to the Youtube guys.


Erm. Faith said my blog is wordy and not fun to read. So, that means in the future when I look back at this blog, I'll be too lazy to read some of the posts. Which means, all this kinda would become pointless. Damn. Is it really too wordy? The tagboard sure isn't. Thats a hint.


Well, Amaths paper up next, accompanied with ELit. Hope the Mockingbird flies with me. Woo Woo~~ Im calling the Mockingbird. Im lame.


Hmmm. Zim Zam Zoom. Got like 5 full songs. Without lyrics unfortunately. I need Prelims to end so can go ZHR(ZhuHouRen)'s house again. Bom chika chika bom bom bom ka, Booya!


Finally on good terms.

Try to spread germs.

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16‏/08‏/2009

!I am the Boogieman

Cherry Chicken Chopsticks

Well, blogging has become a weekly basis for me. Unfortunately. I always am just too lazy to do so. Alas, more than a week since my last post. Happenings for me coming up ahead.

NDCD. National Day Celebrations Day. Fights of pillows and smses. The Hangover was not bad a show. Worth watching. Theres porn though. YPM, no offence, but was kind of meaningless for me. Went after P&W, and well, cell, wasn't much. Spent NDP at Grandma's house. It was. Okay. Hurray Singapore Idol! The Asian Avril Lavigne ain't that funny really. Honestly, I couldn't laugh. Well, my mundane life. Monday. Subway for lunch. Thats all I can remember. Hurray! Don't regret not partying at Sam's though.

School's back, and boy, are we glad. Couldn't watch GI JOE due to tuition. Happy happy me! Puay Khim hinted. Parenting. It was really difficult to realise that she was hinting. Really difficult. She disguised her voice so darn well! Oh, listed out Coral Memoirs. Realised my PA days were really quite important. Phases in games were great too. Chapteh, Eraser etc. Those stuff. 6/1 6/2 soccer rivalry was cool too. Thinking back is fun!

Horror story in Vivien's phone. 17 messages long. Will post it up when I get hold of the story. Health check too. Don't touch me there! Oh, I slept from 7pm to 7am. Nothing else worth mentioning.

Sexaye writings day! I drew Kevin (Anna)! He was bullied by SunLi. Double Style Set down. Class photos arrive. But I didn't get any for myself. Oopsies Daisies! Haha. Like I care! But Im sexy in the formal photo. Check it out in Facebook. This is free advertising for FB. Oh and LiXuan is so jealous of me! Monster Rancher!

Yes. Monster Rancher. Memories of it flood in when I see it. My childhood cartoon. And, no, its not a Pokemon or Digimon biter. It was dee OR-REE-GEE-NALL! Came out earlier than them. And though its dialogue, storyline and characters aren't that great, nothing beats the original. Like 987FM, Originators Never Imitators. Yeps. Posers suck! Booooo Posers~! Haha. For real. Mocchi Cannon owns your red fire extinguishers!

Samurai Jack. Best Cartoon Network show ever. Better than PPG. Found a place to watch it all over again. But, its not that enjoyable watching all over again on the com, especially when we're naturally more kan cheong on the com compared to on the tv. Boy, does Samurai Jack delay and drag the whole damn thing. But thats just why it was great. Was depressing when Cartoon Network stopped all its broadcasts of Samurai Jack. Watcha!

Childhood Cartoons. Can't forget them eh? Without them, we wouldn't be how we are today. So yea. A list was made on Friday! Top Childhood Cartoons of BenYeo(1993-2009), not in whatsoever order FYI.
-MonsterRancher
-SamuraiJack
-PPG
-SpongebobSquarepants
-Avatar:LegendOfAang
- Ben 10
-FamilyGuy
-TheSimpsons
-Phineas&Ferb
- Xmen:Evolution
-Roly Poly Ollie (is this a cartoon?)
-DragonTales
-BatmanForever
-TheRoadrunner/BugsBunnyShow
-TeenTitans
There you go. Top15. And yes. There is no Pokemon or Digimon. Why? Because I watch dee OR-REE-GEE-NALL! Haha. So, ate BigFish that night. Dad's birthday you see. Swordfish. Not that nice unfortunately. But, boy, is their Fish&Chips the best. By far! Really dopeass man. Oh and one more thing, I realised that on our 123rd day in school, it'd be the first day of our English 'O' Oral. And just last year, on the 123rd day in school, we were having our HCL 'O' Oral. Coincidence? I think NOT! Haha. The Incredibles.

Yesterday's Career Fair thing was better than I expected/thought.
Today. Gwendolyn and Selena didn't come! D: So sad! Oops. Shouldn't be showing favouritism. But... They come only once in 6 months sia! So sad you know. Had fun with them one week earlier. Oh wells... So, here I am blogging instead of studying. My Prelims are so going WooHoo! Im putting sliced apples in my mouth like a Chubby Bunny!

One last thing before I end of this post.

Only stupid people don't understand, as demonstrated from my experiment with Anna. Haha Vivien!








Well, drew this during the Chem test last week. I got 10 for the test in the end. So, yay me! 10/10 siol! :D

Oh, and I feel like joining the songwriting thing from my church just for the fun of it. Don't know if I should. Got to study lei. Oh wells. Will see how. But Jasmine should be getting some oomphffs on Friday! I think.

Oh and remember to click a Reaction below the post. Its just for the fun of it! You know what to do!

Move your body to the beat.
Dance to the music.
Watch out.
Cuz the BOOGIEman is here!

06‏/08‏/2009

.Recapping another week lost

If love really was that convenient that just the girl next door could be the one, how simple it will all be.

Okay. First things first. Stuff of the past is, well, in the past. No more. Okay, I've said that a hell lot of times. But this is for real. Can't comfirm that what it really is over, but time will show. Really doubt anything will pop yet again. So, yea. Goodbye.

So, been like one week since I last posted a pointless post. Heres a recap. For you, me and everyone else in the world.

Friday, the guitar dudes return! Aww yea. Bet all the guitar people missed us. Yes people. After 6 months not stepping inside the magical land of the guitar room, we've done it again, for the last time. The wonderful amazing happy interesting memories flood back each step. Totally. But for real, thinking back at the 4 years in guitar, I just got to say, "Wow." Many stuff happened actually. But those stuff will be posted some other time. For now, its just about the last week.

So, after that magical moment, went all the way to E-Hub with Sexy Boy. Chatted, chilled and conversed for 3 hours waiting for the ass called Qin Hui. But eventually, we got the tickets for BOTY ASIA 2009. Damn. I've still got the tickets you know. So anyways, talked a hell lot that night. And that all that talking helped a freaking lot. Realised lots of stuff over the past 7 months that I hadn't really thought of before. But now, its all clear that what happened is all for the better. Thanks to Sexy Boy and Shit Ass.

Saturday was BOTY ASIA 2009 day. And, boy, was it dope. All Area deserved it in the end. Had thought is was Gamblerz for the taking. But when I rewatched, I realised why they lost. Anyways, had a real good time there. Bboyed a little near Vinson's house before meeting Bez at the bus stop unexpectedly. Reached home close to midnight.

Oh oh oh, I was on TV that night. Thank you very much. Fast-Forwarding to Monday, the first thing someone said to me that day? "Eh Benedict! I saw you on news on Saturday night leh!" Thank you HuiLu. And for the rest of the day, Im a celebrity. Heh. Not. But it was cool appearing on the TV. I think its my first time. Back to the woohoos.

Sunday was feel-like-an-extra day. After the Prayer Meeting, met Bez and Vanessa. Extra extra me... Blah blah. Went to the Indoor Stadium at 6+. Alisha joined us. Triple extra me! Well, FOP really showed us why Singaporeans go for it. Really showed us. Im so damn proud of us. So damn proud. Im pretty sure the thousands going next year won't go because of Planetshakers. Im pretty darn sure. So, had a ride home with my parents while they sent home the 3 girls. Hurray.

Monday. Had fun throwing the Primary School colourful sugar icing biscuits in 4H like all the dumbasses were like the seals in the Zoo during feeding time. Haha. Played ball in school til 6. Did a halfmoon! Damn man. Oh, and the Sec3s got some kpkb mofs. Had LOTS of fun playing with their ULTRA COOL faces.

Tuesday was SHIT. After tuition at 8.30am, had no mood to do much about anything but watch videos. No, not porn. Watching stupid shows like 'Borat'. Wasted one day just like that. Hurray.

Yesterday was crap. Played ball again. Top scorer! Heh. Lame. Unfortunately, I slept at 10.15pm and only woke up the next day at 7.17am. Wow. Hurray hurrah! I had only 3 minutes to get ready and get out the front door to school. But I managed to do it! Aww yea. Only didn't bathe. But Im pretty sure many of you smelly people don't usually bathe before going to school.

So, today only had tests before recess. Yay. Both were so damn easy. Spent half the time slacking my ass off. SunLi didn't come. Thats a plus. Oh but, while I was shitting during Geog, some brilliant guy decided to wash his smelly ass after taking a shit. And the toilet got wet with shit ass water. Thanks smart boy. His shit wasn't nice smelling either. Health Insurance is an issue. Thanks to the shit ass unfortunate circumstance of my class, we were the only ones who had extra lessons today. Hurray Hurrah. Watching all those idiots walk around mocking me. Arrsshh. It was good that I got an 80% for my Emaths mock test/exam thing. Unfortunately, all that was left was me and XingKai to do no shit but play some crap ball with some lower sec boys for 10minutes. Lonely boys.

Okay, so just yesterday I was going through Facebook trying to find some of my Primary School friends and it made me think back to the then. Not many people really know my Primary School history. I have a dark history. Like Batman and The Joker. Im dark. I was a nerd by the way. A nerd. Wow. Wonder if the Primary people still remember me. It'd be real cool if they did, especially some people I just remembered of yesterday. I was different in Primary School. Boy, was I different. Woah. Thought of some stuff, like PA (yes I was in PA), Prefect shit, Green house stuff, plus the scandals. And yes I was as scandalous as ever. Still never understood why so many girls like me back then. Wow. Im such an arrogant Bastard. Haha. But for real, I was a nerd who had cool friends. Yep. I was weird. Im not anymore. I hope... But anyways, I really want to have like a reunion thing so I can see how everybodys grown. Bet some people have become really chio. Cuz I can name some. Heh. Oh wells, it'd be cool if we did have that reunion thing end of this year. Cuz it'll be the end for most of our Secondary School and 4 years since we graduated. Okay, 4 isn't that great a number. Maybe next year. When its 5 years later. That'd be cool. Time really passes. Woah. Memories of my dark deprived childhood.

Haha. That seemed like I was some abused child who had to go through a dysfunctional family with problems you can't imagine. But of course, thats not true. Will talk about my past in the future. Heh. Oh talking about abused children, thanks Vivien for the MJ book. Though I may be too lazy to read it. Oh wells, its a chim book okay. Is MJ innocent? I don't care if hes already gone. Seriously... Who will ever find out the truth? I wonder.

Check out Gabe Bondoc. Hes one heck of a Singer/Musician/Songwriter. Oh. Tomorrow maybe a soccer all the way day. Hmm. Thats not too a good a thing. Prelims in 2 weeks! Shit. Screwed. Wake up dudes! Os arn't that far off you know. I got to study! Somebody motivate me to study! Arrsshh. Oh anyways, theres a show on tonight that has something to do with the upcoming NDP. Has Sam from Fighting Spiders, which is to me, the best ever drama broadcasted on Mediacorp. So, Im gonna watch the show. Oh, its called 'No place like Home', or something like that. Should be cool. It'd better be cool.

One more thing, the Double Fillet O Fish isn't all that great! Dang. What a disappointment! 2 fillets don't make things better. I need more cheese. Oh and tartar sauce! Yep. Oh man, this reminds me of my crapping shit days back during the second half of last year in my http://www.raging-freak.blogspot.com/ blog. So digressive and random. Miss those times. Guess they weren't too bad.

Oh and note to Vivien and WeiTing, its getting irritating with your attempts to make me see the class in your light. I just can't, and just is too stubborn to try because I've tried it before and it ain't that wonderful. So, just give up. Thanksies! :D